Batman and Me!

At my 7th birthday I somehow managed to puncture the ravishing batmobile parked in the backside of our burning apartment while Batman was saving people from it. The apartment caught fire due to sparkling in a low quality A.C. our neighbor was using well it was the moment I saw him so close in his glorious black cape and that sharp-edge mask. I wonder how he manages to have his dress so tidy everyday, anyways I needed to talk to him not because I was a fan phfff!!!! FYI I love Newyork's Ironman but let's leave this point here.

So Batman was saving people, he going in and out the combusting apartment again and again unless every resident was brought out of the building after that fanboys and people were hailing his name, thanking him, blessing him, getting emotional and bla bla bla but I was there brutally smiling at him after successful inflation of his fancy car tyres, before getting into his car he noticed my nefarious smile but he ignored it turned inside his car started the engine Zzoooo.... Zzoooo..Bye the way I forgot to mention batmobile doesn't sound vroom... vroom... as many of you are conjecturing right now.

Anyways he started his batmobile drove to some distance and then he realized that his left back tyre was punctured and he also found a walkie-talkie in his vehicle dashboard obviously planted by me. On the walkie-talkie I said -"hey bat buddy how you doin man and b.t.w. how's your tyres swinging" , "who's there"- Batman replied, then I made him aware I am the one who did this the kid with the nefarious smile, Batman started his car in reverse gear and brought it near me. I was looking at him and he was looking at me so intense and then he chuckled, he pressed a button and damn the batmobile started hovering and I was mourning at my so less thoughtful plan but before he left he said to me in his harsh voice - "next time, be more creative bud" and in a few minutes he was gone with that punctured tyre and my punctured nefarious smile.