Batman and Me!

At my 7th birthday I somehow managed to puncture the ravishing batmobile parked in the backside of our burning apartment while Batman was saving people from it. The apartment caught fire due to sparkling in a low quality A.C. our neighbor was using well it was the moment I saw him so close in his glorious black cape and that sharp-edge mask. I wonder how he manages to have his dress so tidy everyday, anyways I needed to talk to him not because I was a fan phfff!!!! FYI I love Newyork's Ironman but let's leave this point here. So Batman was saving people, he going in and out the combusting apartment again and again unless every resident was brought out of the building after that fanboys and people were hailing his name, thanking him, blessing him, getting emotional and bla bla bla but I was there brutally smiling at him after successful inflation of his fancy car tyres, before getting into his car he noticed my nefarious smile but he ignored it turned inside his car sta...